I have unlimited texting and I only text 3 people ever I think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
buttbenders: batcows: asherlockian: purplecowbepurple: shermano: Fangirling? Excuse me but I am more mature than that. I fanwoman, thank you very much. Fanwoman? I fanlady, peasant. Fanlady? I fanqueen, peasant. Fanqueen? I fangoddess, mortal. Fangoddess? I fanbeyonce, bye.
-hewastheirfriend: oh my god you guys Cole Sprouse has an instagram but for the purpose of taking pictures of people trying to take pictures of him
nickysixpack: nickysixpack: im going into the hippie tag to see how many posts it takes to see a girl who took a selfie and tagged it with hippie because she’s wearing the stereotypical circular glasses and she can name a few well-known 60’s musicians seven
Relationships are harder now because conversations became texting, arguments became phone calls, feelings became subliminal messages online. Sex became easy, the word love gets used out of context, insecurities have become your way of thinking. Getting jealous became a habit, trust has been lost, cheating became an accident, leaving became the only option and being hurt became natural. genius
tltty: in art class we had to say what our favorite joke was & 1 girl said “my life” & now i’m determined to find her blog
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apiphile: Have you ever thought “Man, I feel impossibly shitty and I don’t know why”? Run through this checklist before you do anything else. What have I eaten in the last 24 hours? Is it enough? If not, go and eat some food, you butt. Am I hydrated? If not, put some fluids in your…
baysidebayleef: we were getting ready to take a test in chemistry but our teacher was apologizing to us and i didn’t really understand until he handed out the answer sheet and it was this
starstarfairy: iamsofreakingfetch: And it’s always the same 2 blue eyes comparisons. The ocean or the sky. Like come on at least be creative. his eyes glowed like blue eyes blue eyes white dragon
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strong-plushrumps: hanari502: Slick: Wears a wide brimmed Fedora: Droog: Wears a Homburg: Deuce: Wears a Boss of the Plains hat: Or a Porkpie: And Boxcars: Is some variation of an Akubra: Learn your 1920’s Also, to everyone who wears a Trilby with Droog cosplays or Slick cosplays You’re historically inaccurate But you look great so who really cares You’re...
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christianmingle: did ryan reynolds actually marry blake lively like imagine being married to scarlett johansson and then getting a divorce and ur so bummed because you lost scarlett johansson but then you marry blake lively
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boyslut: omg its like she has a 5 second memory or something
eggust: how… can u see into my eyes… like open doors…
sarkyfancypants: mycroftismight: dominicgayward: mrcillian: ok we had to watch this in chem class thE LAB PARTNER THOUGH I CAN’T BREATHE this is like a really bad porno AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA OMG
iamjonwanker: i chime in havnt u ppl evr herd of closing the god dam door no